Itaboo
relating to weeaboo. someone who is non-italian who claims to be so. itaboo’s mostly know nothing about the history or culture. some may go as far to claim they speak italian, but when someone asks them to speak it without their sh-tty google translate, they get reckt.
did you hear that ugly chick in math claim she is italian? her ancestors may have been italian, but that sh-t dosen’t mean she has italian blood in her body. god what an itaboo
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