Italian foreplay
ten minutes of begging
a fon coule, that girl… even my best italian foreplay, natch.
seduction of a significant other using a home cooked meal. the significant other is preferably greeted at the door by the nude chef and made to eat the entire meal before being allowed to continue to afterplay.
oh man, my girl was bustin’ out the italian foreplay last night…homemade lasagna. and that little apr-n she was wearing didn’t stay on for long.
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