after an italian fellow performs a cleveland steamer on girls chest, he turns around and jacks off on her, releasing his syrup.
i was at barbettes looking to get a cl-ssy drink. i asked for an italian syrup steamer off thier menu, and was led to the back room. the s-xual act was fun, due to the great acoustic act playing in the background.
- it's all hats
an expression used to indicate: 1. a. when named positions of authority are really just nominal roles b. extends to other positions 2. a. when several differently named positions of authority have no real distinction b. extends to other positions president, honorary secretary, captain, it’s all hats
i used to f-ck guys like you in prison dalton: my way… or the highway. jimmy: i used to f-ck guys like you in prison (iutfglyip).
sushi…hot sushi…spicy sushi…anyway you like it sushi! i have hot iwamoto at work 🙂
i will miss you. person 1: guess what, i’m leaving for ny in 2 days person 2: have fun, iwmu! 🙁
- i called myself
a phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in american slang. i called myself modeling, but i was taking pictures for my blog. i called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn’t even qualify as food.