it’s raining guavas


1. full-on, unmitigated bullsh-t.
2. to be inundated with bullsh-t.
3. the act of being bullshat.

syn. – guavenous.
“i got hit with a blue sh-ll, then two green sh-lls, knocking me off the course on wario stadium — then lakitu put me back down on the course right onto a big banana, and then baby luigi’s chain chomp knocked me off the course a second time!! it’s raining guavas!!! i’m never playing this game again!

Read Also:

  • It Was My Shoe

    phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. the phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter’s shoe. the person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not […]

  • I've Got Something in my Front Pocket for You

    the song in which b-tters used to tap dance to, until the incident where his shoe came off and killed the whole f-cking crowd “i’ve got something in my front pocket for you, why don’t you reach down inside, and see what it is? give it a little squeeze and say ‘how do you do?’”

  • Ivy League Rub

    a phrase used to describe the act of “frotting”. typically done by wealthy, ivy league students. ilr, or “frotting” is when two gay males rub their genitals together, usually until reaching climax. “cliff and bruce were tense before their big law exam, so they let off some steam by doing the ivy league rub”

  • I Wobble You

    other way of saying “i love you”. it origins from the sound old dolls used to make when they got pressed. it was supposed to be “i love you” but sounds like “i wobble you”. while poking someones stomach, say “i wobble you” in a high pitched voice.

  • I wouldn't put anything past her.

    you can never know with her. – she would never publish our love letters on the internet. – i wouldn’t put anything past her.


Disclaimer: it's raining guavas definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.