ivan salcedo


a creature known to few, that lurks in the depths of southern california. the elusive ivan is somewhat of a succubus, however it prays on g-y men as well as tacos. it is a beast to be feared.
yo i just saw ivan salcedo
omg call the police kill it with fire

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