a celebration that occurs once a year on march 2, where many cakes are given out and eaten by many (usually occurs at school)
omg! tomorrow is izlechsnov! we must bake cakes!
an acronym for jet fuel can’t melt steel beams. jfcmsb is a reference to the world trade center “attack” on the twin towers on 9/11/2001. commonly thought to be actually plotted by bush and blamed on terrorists so that america could get into the middle east for control and oil. “man… today is the day […]
- jibbers crabst
all hail our crustacean lord and savior™! “i believe… that all things on this earth were created… by god! and i don’t mean jesus. and i don’t mean buddha. and i don’t mean allah. and i don’t mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in. i mean my god, my […]
jam it in the hole it is the best and most applicable advice ever given. person 1: i can’t fit my books in my backpack. person 2: just jiith.
- johnson squeezie's
the act where multiple males crawl around a sandpit whilst trying to squeeze each others “johnson’s”. jarred crawled around the sandpit trying to squeeze shiva’s johnson during a game of johnson squeezie’s
a combination of dripping with s-xiness & spiritual strength. typically reserved for a woman who is probably a great kisser, but will make a man work for it. she’s cool with having drinks, then speaking truth into her friends lives. d-mn, that girl is juicywise. i”d like to date her sat-rday night & sunday morning […]