J.J. AllStaR


he is the embodiment of entertainment in a very stellar way. will put u to sleep whispering quiet, sincere, indescribably sweet lil nothings (although his nothings are equal to aa trillion of my sweet lil nothings) he stays in one position staring fascinated at u with so much as a blink …..all the while still describing with umatched detail and emotion secret after dark secret getting more and more entrancing and alluring with every breath he breaths into your ear as u fall asleep in a fantasy world softly reavealed through the lips of and angel left here on earth long ago abandoned all but forgotten. a spirited creator of magical surroundings and emotions unknown by most and undefined by all.
the j.j. allstar will be visible in the nightime sky anytime just after dark and all the way till early light glowing in the contellation of capricorn unmistakable loving warmth and beams of protective and p-ssionate starlight.

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