jason stewart is a show contributor for the jim rome show on premiere radio network. his promising cameos in “call me: the rise and fall of heidi fleiss” and “murder at the presidio” guarantee future success in upcoming blockbuster movies. a punk band from houston, 3 day weekend, created a song about stewart, t-tled “mr. automatic.”
heh heh heh heh, you always say that.
- jarbs b*lls
a phrase meaning “the utmost in greatness”. similar to “bees knees”. often referring to a incident or spectacle that includes a large amount of bravery or courage. “did you see that? that was the jarbs b-lls!”
- masturbation sock
a sock that you use to -j-c-l-t- into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. great when your kleenex’s are gone, or when on a campout. mike used a masturbation sock when he was camping in the andes noah is too d-mn lazy to get the “clean up crew” out so he uses a masturbation […]
- masturbus station
masturbating when waiting bus to come -wtf are you doing h-m-? -painting on masturbus station.r-t-rded!
the act of masturbating to images of justin beiber mariah yeater likes to masturbeib.
a person who w-nks so much he could fill a dam; a segment of russian -ss; a second hand intoxicated camel your dam is so full, but theres been a drought. i know, im a mast-rdam whats that? lets just say im skilled