jack-off scratchpot
an experience referred to as “the opposite of winning a scratch-off jackpot” by both members of the llama breeding field and the j-panese, a “j-ck–ff scratchpot” is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards -j-c-l-t- into a bowl of lucky charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
“upon arriving at the north korean prison, drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a j-ck–ff scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the us nuclear program.”
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