jäger demons
when one drinks nearly a full bottle of jäger to his or herself, they may feel as if their body has become overtaken by the “exorcist”. this will result in a lot of screaming absurd things in a deep demonic voice….followed by, terrible mosh dancing, accusing others of smelling like dog sh-t, a strange appet-te for paper bags, banging your head off of ceiling fan switches, and a high risk of hitting on a very unattractive middle aged woman, who is already taken by a weird man, with a cat obsession…and that dislikes everything that changed since he was a child. a jäger demon is something you do not want to encounter. many incidents have resulted in broken gl-sses, bl–dy shoulder blades, and laryngitis. jäger is an amazing beverage, just be careful to not abuse it’s amazing powers!
“joey had jäger demons and told everyone darlene gave him a rim job.”
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