jake story
a story without a clear ending or point
joey: one day, i was watching the history channel. . .
everyone: shut up joey, you’re telling a jake story
a story without any real point, meaning, or ending. often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.
jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
person 1: and then i was walking down the street when i found a penny and it was cool and…
person 2: shut up, you’re telling a jake story.
an extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. the end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. the word ‘jake story’ can also be used as an insult for someone who told a sh-tty story. the word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.
example 1
dylan: ” so i was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. but it wasn’t my fault the sun was in my eyes and…”
adam: ” wow, cool story jake”
example 2
rob: “so i was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. it was crazy you just had to be there”
matt: ” that was such a jake story”
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