jakepaulerosis
a disease which was caused by a cancerous male named jake paul. it usually infects children under 13 and there is no cure. if you have been infected, please visit a doctor. the side effects include:
•dabbing
•jake paul obsession
•attraction to jake paul merch
*approved by the mcsupremer
doctor: it seems like you have been infected with jakepaulerosis.
boy: how bad is it?
doctor: very bad…
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