James Morton
sorry, never heard of him. if i had heard of him he’d definitely be tiny though…
“if i could imagine anyone being m-ssively tiny with no guns whatsoever and extremely chubby, almost to the extent of blobby fleming, then his name would be james morton…never heard of a james morton though…”
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