James Penguin

penguin, james penguin. a christmas song written by country artist brad paisley. he is santa’s spy and helps him out every now and then. mr. penguin is similar to james bond, except he keeps tabs on all the children with his secret spy equipment.
he’s penguin, james penguin, that dapper little guy. like a well dressed duck in a three peice tux, he’s santas secret spy.

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