Jamey Red
1. a disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its sh-ll.
2. the act of taking a sh-t in a n-z- hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a l-sso and shouting: “yeeehaaaww!!!!”
1. dude, that n-gg- is super nasty, he’s like a jamey red
2. sh-t got crazy with me and lauren last night, we did a jamey red
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