Jamin’s Penis
the most mysterious creature on the planet, scientists have predicted that this object is the same size as bigfoot. the p-n-s of jamin is known to have special powers like “rapid fire” and “steady aim” which has the ability to make any woman fall in love with that piece of steak. it is believed that this p-n-s has the ability to turn women into stone. the song “young, wild, and free” is based on this mythical object. there is only one picture of sir jamin’s p-n-s. the picture is believed to curse any man to see it, but will make a women pregnant upon viewing it.
d-mn walter have you heard of jamin’s p-n-s and how it slated hudgens in half?
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