Jang

a marijuana cigarette (from: the big lebowski)
the dude: mind if i do a jang?

hey buddy, you wanna spin up a janger before we hit the dusty trail?

that concert got rall good after that jang bro!
the sweet aftertaste of oral s-x on a woman.
the young lads were seekers of jang, and would spare no expense to this end. twas as n-ble cause as ever was.
just a nice guy short-video series by wongfu productions portraying the life of a typical “nice guy” who has feelings for a girl but is “too nice” to tell her how he feels.
i can’t tell her i like her. i guess i’m j.a.n.g.

j.a.n.g. = soml
smoking dank weed for long periods of time.
my boy tyron is steady jangin on my stash. that boy knows how to jang for sure.
someone who does or says something incorrect with overconfidence
he bullsh-ts so confidently…what a f-ckin jang!!!

this guy is a total jang!!
‘jang’ is a noun meaning ‘t-st-cl-‘ that has many uses and derivatives. when used in the plural (‘jangs’), it refers to the b-lls as a whole, thus including the scr-t-m.

its most diverse and most used derivative is it’s verb form, ‘jangle’. strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the b-lls but ‘jangle’ has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, ‘jangler’ (see below). thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), ‘jangle’ means to strike said direct object in the b-lls. however, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

‘jangler’ is the gerund noun form of ‘jangle’. it has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the b-lls. less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.
“my jangs are itchy today.”

“whoa! did you see how hard frank just got jangled?”
“look at roger jangling around over there.”

“protect your b-lls; i hear there’s a jangler about.”
“jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. what a jangler!”
f-ck
s-x
bl-wj-b
etc
yo you wanna jang

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