Janitor Headphones
headphones seen in movies and in tv shows being worn by janitors, usually used for jamming out to the latest c-ssette tapes; this can be seen in media from 1996 or 2016. the janitor is always the same person who’s wearing a bulky pair of 3.5 mm audio jack headphones (over ear, “noise cancelling”) or a cheaper pair of “on ear” headphones with an adjustable metal strip that goes over your head.
person: “what are you wearing?”
-ssumed to be janitor: -jamming out to the cure on his walkman, mopping and not giving a f-ck-
other person: “those are janitor headphones. he’s probably a janitor.
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