Le Cordon Bleu
a s-xual act performed on a beach between a male and his female “slampiece”. at some point during s-xual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen’s v-g-n-. he then proceeds to insert his p-n-s into the sand. after this “poke of faith”, the male then re-inserts his p-n-s into the female’s v-g-n-, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. once the climax is reached, the male elects to -j-c-l-t- inside of the v-g-n-. with the cooperation of the female, a successful le cordon bleu has been executed.
for spring break, i told my girlfriend that we were going to get le cordon bleu. little does she know that this one will be on the house.
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