January 22nd
the day the most beautiful man in the world died. his talents, accent, smile, and potential will be missed but remembered forever.
guy: well, there’s an opening at the chapel on january 22nd.
girl: no!
guy: what, why?
girl: because we’re watching the patriot that day so i can watch heath ledger die a patriotic death and pretend it’s what really happened!
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