Jap Slap


karate chop. 1. the angle of the chop suggests slanted eyes, 2. karate is stereotypically all asians ‘ martial art, 3. cl-ssifying all asians as j-panese
peter stepped on my shoe so i caught him with a j-p slap to the head.
to j-p slap someone, is to slap them when they are not aware of the incomming slap. (i.e sneak attack)

comes from when the j-panese bombed pearl habor in sneak attack fashion.
“when alex wasnt looking i j-p slapped him right in the back of the head”
an open handed slap to the face. reasons: stupidity, retribution or to rebuke a whiner. a callous and contemptous blow in order to restore sanity in their own little world.
i j-p-slapped ted for complaining about sprinkles on his donuts. then i j-p-slapped jessica for being so stupid as to agree with ted.
j-p slaps are flip flops … they were worn by j-panese originally and they slap your feet. j-p slaps!
she is wearing her hot pink j-pslaps
a highly technical, extremely dangerous martial arts move in which the individual performing the act strikes their victim with one side of their open hand, then immediately reverses the course and brings the other side of their hand accross the victims face.
my wife wouldn’t stop sobbing after her cat died, so i j-p slapped her and put her to work on the dishes. sometimes you have to go that extra mile to help with the healing process.
a strong slap given out of annoyance or meanness which leaves the recipient slightly dazed and confused.

from the malay phrase “penampar jepun” to describe harsh treatment by j-panese soldiers during the malaysian occupation of wwii.
haha! my dad just pimp-slapped, b-tch-slapped and j-p-slapped my little brother.
1.(v.) to strike or slap a person across the face in a powerful and painful manner.
2. (noun)a painful slap across one’s face.
that dude was talking trash so i j-pslapped him in da face!

don’t make me j-pslap you!

did you see how hard that dude j-pslapped him?

i’m about to j-pslap that b-tch!
against political correctness, it really means to be hit with the back of the hand. now its known as a pimp slap by yuppies trying to be urban
if you dont shut up i’ll j-p slap you so hard!

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