Jarmen Kell


a special unit in c&c generals who snipes other units and even snipes the drivers of different land transportation devices.
“ahh ur jarmen kell just sniped all my infantry! -sob-”
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jarmen kell is the hero unit for the global liberation army in command and conquer generals. he is from arab decent. he is the master of stealth and has aim that is unparallelled. he can snipe people out of anything from humvees to the overlord tank. he is simply a bad -ss sniper boss. if you pick the demo general in zero hour he has the ability to place a bomb.

in the mod shockwave, he can get the ability to shoot down helicopters and temporarily disable buildings by shooting their power cables.
“i don’t care who they are”
“no one escapes!”
“what’s the job?”
-jarmen kell 2003

g-d d-mn it jarmen kell just -ss-ssinated my veteran black locus.

jesus christ jarmen kell calm the f-ck down, why did you snipe out my overlord?

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