jarvis

jarvis is a norman french surname (last name) linked to saint gervasius. its latin meaning is “he who is skilled with a spear.” basically, “jarvis” means “bad -ss” or “not to be f-cked wit.”

never call him travis or gervais (from survivor).
everybody i know named “jarvis” is a freakin’ bad -ss.
jarvis, means someone, who can sock it to you if you p-ss them off. jarvis’ are usually very attractive, and know how to please you. watch out for a jarvis, because they are total chick magnets.

also can mean an attractive guy, or one with swagg.
he is a jarvis. he has mad jarvis.
an alternative name for defecation.
oh man i shouldn’t have eaten that indian food last night, i really need a jarvis.
usually a tall black male. funny, and outgoing. hard to handle at times. hides his feelings due to past relationships. when he finds a good girl, he usually mistreats her and is oblivious to her love for him. can make you smile, but also break you down. his best matches are a girl with an exotic name. for example, roxanne. he’ll fall in love with a girl that most find odd, but he’ll think the world of her. he’ll mistreat her, but she’ll stay. when he loves, he loves whole heartedly. but is afraid to admit so. he has a bad temper, that can only be calmed by the girl he loves. if you have a chance with a jarvis, hold on to him. because when you hurt him, he never forgives it.
person 1: he is so tall!
person 2: must be a jarvis.
jarvis’ are usually quite tall and not the skinniest but not the fattest either. jarvis’ are usually very s-xy and are totall chick magnets. they are also very protective over they’re friends and/or girlfriend. they often take extra time in the morning and before special occasions to look nice for the ladies.
jarvis strong
(can also be spelled jarvus)

an unspeakable thing.
did you wash your…jarvis last night?

lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

you don’t want many people to see your jarvis.

person 1: is jarvis a word?
person 2: yes.
a plaid or fl-n-l jacket often seen on lumberjacks, old men, and hip young university students trying to break all the rules of fashion. can be a variety of colors, sleeve lengths and shades, does not have to be any certain material, as long as it’s near hideous yet strangely awesome.
dude 1 “where’s dude 3?”

dude 2 “he went shopping, he should be right back”

dude 3 “hey guys check out this sweet jarvis i bought at the peavey mart”

dude 1 and 2 simultaneously “that’s a sweet f-ckin jarvis”

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