jaw-strength training
jaw-strength training is where you put random items in your mouth and chew them from boredom. but somehow in the end, leaves your jaw hurting like you just ate out a humongous p-ssy.
joe : “chris, why are you not eating my -sshole out aggressively tonight?”
chris : “sorry joe, i had a tough jaw-strength training session earlier”
joe : “oh well let me suck your d-ck then.”
oh boy, i feel like i just ate a humongous p-ssy out. must have been the jaw-strength training.
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