Jaytrina
a nut less guy who loves jerking off to soft-core p-rn, calls his girlfriend a gay -ss name like pumpkin or honey-bunny, and cries whenever someone mentions the notebook or safe haven.
he loves facetiming his girlfriend for days at a time. he is the worst call of duty player of all time.
his best friend is also double eskimo bros with him;)
where’s jaytrina?
oh he’s driving to denver to give his girlfriend a goodnight kiss.
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- MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!
used as an insult. when said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting b-n-rs the p-n-s retracts because b-tch you ugly. hobag : “your just a fuggly sl-t” boss -ss b-tch : “men are turtles when you walk in!”
- Metaphorical Champagne
1. fake alcohol 2. stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc. 1. t’where is the metaphorical champagne! 2. sam: yo! i had such a rough day! sally: how about some metaphorical champagne? sam: yeah! i could use some ice cream. sally: can i join you. my metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and […]