“biggest -sshole ever”
i love this boy so so much.
nothing can describe my feelings for him.
i wish i knew how to express it to him, but i cant.
he is a good guy if you’re not on his bad side, but if you are, you better watch out for some major -ss-whooping. yah, he rocks. end of story.
jazib : i like turtles..
jazib loves turtles?! wtfmatee?!
source: fob yhfsdkjhgweblk, in your pants
- jazz kid/s
kids whose parents brought them up listening nothing but jazz. they have to wear hand me downs especially faded blue jeans that incidentally look alright. they have been completely exposed to the whole jazz music culture thing since they were born and idolise the jazz legends. they stay up all night experimenting on their piano […]
the coolest, most interesting, and under-rated guitars made by the fender guitar company. though not a guitar for the m-sses, like the telecaster or stratocaster, the jazzmaster is superior in so many aspects (tone, playability, design, versatility, etc.) the jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the […]
word expressing a dislike toward something or someone pr-nunciation: jazz-mick-uh-luh-luke-uh-door-muh “dude that really sucks” or “that really b-ms me out” to say such things in one word is, “jazzmickalucadorma”
- Jazz Police
pop music damage control. used by pretentious fools to make someone look like a pretentious fool. steve: yo i really like this new boy band, they’re from the uk! carl: wow man, don’t make me call the jazz police.
a s-xy girl named jazmin, with black hair, light skinned and s-xy hot eyes, a great rack, and a fine -ss p-ssy with the booty to go along. damb, check her out!! who jazmin? yeah, shes jazzylicious!!! s-xy hot f-ckable only by sebby and she willstay wit him fo evaaaaaaa till we die jazzylicious a […]