the state of being extremely drunk, to the point of nonfunctionnality. so drunk, that you update your twitter on a regular basis, s-x-related and alchool related posts with horrendus spelling.
such as: stella artois is supah tastay. yo – dis gurl is probably gunna funnel dat sh-t later. ps. i have a ton of other qualities u guys wud luv….
-partyparty, party… i’m jbomb3d.
-omg… i am sooooo jbomb3d right now.
-let’s get jbomb3d.
guy with long hair who has amazingly hot pants ….whoa i want in them did you see marcin’s pants today?? they were amazing!! -rg-sm! thinks alli is 8– thinks im a ditzy blonde–alli is blonde– lol luv him the best guy eva marcin is so hott i want to have his children. a small polish […]
1. the eating of a m-ffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. as a means of feigning s-xual pleasure. 2. the outward enjoyment of a delicious m-ffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. so much that it is perceived by others to be a s-xual act. howard performed crumbilingus on his freshly baked cinnabon roll. people stared.
a phrase that is popularly attributed to a person, even though that person didn’t (originally) say it. rather it was invented for the person, by satirists/impersonators. named after veteran impressionist mike yarwood, who is famed for invented such phrases. examples of yarwoodisms include… “billions and billions”. carl sagan insists he has never said this, and […]
- mark waters wipedown
a cl-ssic, extreme house cleaning. on average takes about am hour and the pad is spotless afterwords. lets give this place a good ol’ mark waters wipedown!
aka: yoy the proper pr-nuciation of a r-t-rded kid being happy. founded in denton, texas 2004 #1424 mommy: “timmy, you almost got it in the toilet that time.” bob: “yarryy!!!” timmy: “who the f-ck is this r-t-rd?” -bob thrashs around violently-