Jeanettics


finding out that your friend jeanette’s parents are very closely related, even closer than cousins. usually follows that awkward question “why do you have six fingers on each hand….?”
mel : “hey jeanette! how come you have three legs, dude??”
jeanette “it’s ’cause of my jeanettics dawg. my brother’s my dad!”
mel “ooh” hi six, sista!”

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