jeebz, jeebus
deriving from the word ‘jesus’ or ‘jeez’ when used as an exclamation.
“jeebus that boy is fat!”
“i was only kidding.. jeebz.”
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- Jesticular
of or pertaining to the comical value of male genitalia. (female labicular) eg. jeremy’s jesticular comment of the day was: ‘this d-cktionary is extensive and really hard to take in.’ eg. “that guy is so jesticular!” (most of his humour relates to the male genitalia.) eg. “he’s cracking so many gags this evening”
- Jew Perk
a benefit of being jewish, sometimes only people who are born jewish qualify. worker: “i’m going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry.” manager: “what, why?” w: “i’m jewish and i’m going to israel.” m: “so you decided to just go to israel?” w: “no, everyone who is born jewish gets to go […]
- miso jelly
an admission of jealousy. “i’m so jealous”. an adaptation of the phrase “miso h-rny”, which is a mutation of the phrase “me so h-rny”, which is a poorly translated version of the phrase “i’m so h-rny”. but with jealousy instead of horn. miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous […]
- Misplaced Jewel
when a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. for instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect -ss, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. similar to b-tterface, but not limited to body vs. face. the […]
- missing a finger
a phrase used when one cannot find the true objective in a mindf-ck picture that is meant to make you sh-t bricks. not to be confused with the true meaning of the picture, as the picture is never going to be literally missing a finger because that wont make anyone sh-t bricks. john: i cant […]