Jeff Smith Cocktail

when one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another’s face. the victim is usually asleep or p-ssed out.
“oh man! last night, timmy was so drunk he p-ssed out, so i gave him a jeff smith c-cktail!”

“baby, i’m having trouble getting it up tonight. would you mind giving me a jeff smith c-cktail to help me get aroused more quickly?”

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