an unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a “faux preganancy.” due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.
becky: d-mn, heather where did you get that baby from?
heather: well, you know i was pregnant remember?
becky: i was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn’t come via a jefferson county c-section.
- the bowflex
a s-xual maneuver named for its many moving parts as well as for the stamina and strength needed to sustain it. in a missionary position, grab the female partner’s left shoulder with your left hand and slide your right arm under her -ss. pull her -ss up off the bed so that you’re on your […]
a bad -ss combination of the words epic and spectacular. describes something that blows your mind. that s-x was eptacular how about round two. what? you p–ped in the refrigerator? and you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? how’d you do that? heck, i’m not even mad; that’s eptacular. a cross between “epic” and “spectacular”, […]
the forced absence from one’s home, when after a natural or man-made disaster renders the hometown unlivable, the person is unable to return to home or work for an extended period of time. see also evacucation. following hurricane katrina, we spent our evacuvacation in pensacola until the authorities gave us the signal that we could […]
the act of using mental powers to cause object movement 1) the cat sat staring at the ball in a vain attempt to telepathize it back to the human. 2) the result of wishing for tacos and having them magically appear at your door
- esky canary
the first fruit or vegetable that begins to go off in an esky, most commonly a piece of broccoli. with a piece of broccoli, this becomes apparent as it begins to go yellow and limp. it signifies the short-lived future and imminent demise of the other perishable items within the esky, much as the death […]