jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of v-g-n-l pleasure composed by a jelly-filled d-ld-. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the -ss.
to avoid getting the -ss clap, steve used a m-ssive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

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