Jellyfish

when a song is your favorite song. it’s your “jam”
wow this song is my jelly fish.
a man that gets emotionally and mentally dominated by a girl. he is left empty and pathetic, like the common jellyfish.
“hey, jason’s girl cheated on him and now he’s acting like a complete r-t-rd saying he has nothing to live for, he’s become a real jellyfish.”
wet c-m. when s-m-n gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish.
i jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.
a kind of faux five when you’re going in to give someone a high five but quickly pull away, making your hand make jellyfish motions in the air while saying, “jellyfish!”
to add to the affect, apologize, then go in for a hug.
when they go in for the hug also, pull back and make the jellyfish motions with your arms while saying, “jellyfish!”

known to be annoying as h-ll.
kaitie: omg! highfive!
courtiney: jellyfish!
kaitie: ))):
this is when you take a small trash bag and place it over your partner’s head when you’re taking her from behind, then you close off the bag around her neck as you pull out of her v-g-n- and go b-lls deep into her -n-s, she will expel an enormous amount of air to inflate the trash bag to resemble a jelly fish.
dude, i went so far in her, so fast, she inflated the bag and looked like the man-a-war jelly fish
a free-swimming aquatic creature. it starts life as a larva, which attatches itself to a rock or other solid substance and develops into a polyp; eventually the polyp grows into the familiar bell-shaped organism.

most jellyfish have tentacles and a basic nervous system, though they lack more complicated organs, and they are allegedly composed of about 95% water. they usually catch their prey by brushing potential victims with their poison-spouting, long tentacles, which can be anywhere from inches to several feet long.

pl. jellyfish

slang: various s-x acts.
sometimes, during low tide, one sees jellyfish lining the sh-r-s.
an adult male who has kept his hair long despite the fact the hair on top is now missing, creating the appearance of a gelatinous marine animal.
that steely dan concert was jellyfish city.
(n) moving your hand in a jellyfish movement on a man’s package while trying to give him a handjob. something most little eighth grade girls do to their older boyfriends, for lack of knowledge how to give a real one.
“man she jellyfished me again):”

man 1: “did you hear what drew & kelly did last night?”
man 2: “nahh what”
man 1: “kelly jellyfished him again”
man 2: “d-mn eighth graders don’t know how to give a proper handjob”

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