Jellyfishing
a sport enjoyed by the inhabitants of bikini bottom. i.e spongebob
spongebob:squidward won’t come jellyfishing with us!
the act of going-with-the-flow. when a person is confronted with a decision or confrontation, and chooses to not act.
“hey tim, should we go out tonight or stay in?”
“i don’t care.”
“quit jellyfishing and make a choice!”
verb– the act if becomming so unbelievably drunk that your body takes on traits of a jellyfish. you have no brain, bones, eyes, or clue where you are or what you’re doing.
scott: “holy sh-t what the h-ll happened last night? i don’t remember leaving the bar!”
amy jo: “yeah bud you were jellyfishing hardcore! we just sat across the bar and laughed at you.”
when you finish having s-x with a girl and realise post-coitus the condom has been left inside her. in a haze of panic and confusion you use your index and middle finger to fish it out in a semi-sensual style. what you end up pulling out should look like a shrivelled old jellyfish, hence the term “jellyfishing”.
when matt realised his vigorous love making and oversized condom had resulted in the rubber slipping off, he kissed lisa while jellyfishing.
he eventually came up with the goods and then prayed she was not pregnant for the next few months.
when one catches a fart in a clear plastic container, dates it, and freezes it for a minimum of one day. only to open it with another person to catch the wiff.
a: what’s in this container?
b: i went jellyfishing.
-opening-
a: -gags- f-cking gross.
when a girl takes her hand and jacks you off in a motion that resembles a jellyfish swimming.
so i was jellyfishing my boyfriend the other day until he said “your doing it wrong, get off me sl-t.”
the act of smoking such a large bong hit that you choke up a large, clear, gelatinous gob of spit.
me: hey bubby you want to go jellyfishing
him: h-ll ya sissy, you got some killer 420 i got a blunt wrap lets go fishing, wra!
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