the act of being afraid of masturbation
im a jerkawitzphobia
- kaleem ullah
actual meaning: he to whom god has talked. in urdu (woh jis say allah nay kalam kiya) wrong meaning: he who talk to god in urdu (woh jo alllah say kalam kerta hai) mosas(musa) kaleem-allah kaleem ullah is born to lead. adoring person is also known as kaleem ullah
an awful tasting waffle. tom: hey bob! this is a falafle! you suck at cooking! bob: sorry!
- professor frink
scientist-like person on the simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word “glayven” a lot professor frink, professor frink, he’ll make you laugh, he’ll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the……… person…..oh boy…. that monkey is gonna pay. 2 more definitions legenday fictional nerd, modeled after jerry lewis, […]
the act of fapping a small p-n-s. mr. black grabs his tiny pud between his thumb & finger, and begins to fapad-nk. range of motion being 1 inch or less.
- b*mp humper
the name given to someone who enjoys s-xual intercourse with a pregnant woman we all knew that craig found pregnant women attractive, but i never realised that he was a b-mp humper.