jerkcity
pure genius
i hate it when they don’t take it out right away, like, enough already, but he’s all “actually i need to finish” so i just bend there and take it “hmm, i’ll be done in a minute” while i have that dopey bored look on my face.
i’ll have a croissandwich and a gl-ss of rape!
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jerkcity is the best webcomic ever, update d daily. it chronicles the lives of rands, spigot, pants, deuce, and their largely h-m-s-xual friends.
typical strips include unix jokes, c-cksucking jokes, fat jokes, and everything else that other webcomics lack.
jerkcity is made using ms comic chat; the creator of jerkcity was almost killed in the 9/11 disaster.
“bubble-lipped f-ggotronics”
the worst web comic in existance. n-body laughs because it is funny; it is so blatantly un-funny that it is laughable.
that one comic was ok, but the other one was trash – pure jerkcity.
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