jerkurbate
a combination of the term ‘jerk around’, or the more suggestive ‘jerk off’, with the word ‘m-st-rb-t-‘. the word ‘jerkurbate’ is harmless, with no actual spiteful inclination. it is to be understood simply as doing a meaningless activity which therefore has no purpose other than to waste time; as the combination of the two terms would imply. it does not symbolize or represent any lewd or obscene meaning that one would initially believe.
#1.) “you always jerkurbate when we need to think of something to do.”
#2.) friend 1: “hey, what’s up?”
friend 2: “jerkurbating.”
#3.) “the year is almost finished, and people still insist on jerkurbating in our faces.”
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