Jersey Shore PA
a small town located in north central pennsylvania surrounded by cow sh-t, cornfields, and murderous flocks of pigeons. jersey sh-r- pa also offers a abundant amount of activities and sports including fishing, hunting,possum stomping, porcupine beating, and truck sl-ting. gothics, wannabes, wiggers, are not excepted by the community. black people,are accepted by everyone as long as they are more white than black. individuals who wear carolinas, chew copenhagen, and have s-x with truck sl-ts are often the majority of the population.
when i get lonely i often drive my big jacked up c-mmins through jersey sh-r- pa in means of picking up a 16 year old truck sl-t who i will have s-x with and never speak to you again.
typical friday night activities in jersey sh-r- pa
person 1: yo man what are you up to?
person 2: nothing much just sitting on my porch chewing copenhagen and watching my dogs f-ck.
person 1: well i was calling to see if you wanted to go do something tonight, maybe porcupine beating?
person 2: h-ll yeah man i’d love to do that let me just go to the thrift store downtown and pick up a new baseball bat.
person 1: good idea i’m just going to use the 9 iron tonight.
person 2: where are we going to go?
person 1: we will probably just drive every possible backroad of jersey sh-r- and pine creek till 4am.
person 2: sounds like a plan dude i’ll see you later.
next morning……..
person 2: ” has friend take a picture of person one and himself with 4 dead porcupines, a baseball bat, and a 9 iron and posts it to facebook.
2 hours later. …
person 1: calls his dad frantically and asks if he can come bail him and dipsh-t out of jail.
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