jersey two step
the process by which jersey males skip dating, and the foreplay process and move directly from the first kiss to the first bang. ususally happens in coastal towns, such as seaside. jaeger shots usually aid in this process.
clark met a girl at the liquor store, gave her the ol’ jersey two step, and now she is prego.
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