Jert


gin and tonic, especially pluralized; common pr-nunciation of the abbreviation “g&t” used in england.
“a couple of stiffish jerts, jeeves.”
“yes, sir.”
“stiffish, jeeves. not too much tonic, but splash the gin about a bit.”
– p.g. wodehouse
a nickname often used for p-sswords and file names.
started with a miss interpretation of ‘irina’.
may be used in a file such as: ‘jert1.doc’
jert is a skinny french kid that wears tight pants and walks around screaming jesus on his way to auschwitz.
he is screaming jesus, and is walking, and is skinny, and has on tight pants. that kid is a jert.

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