Jessonce
basically an up-market version of beyonce. jessonce is so important you’ve probably never even heard of one. and when i say one, i mean one, there is only one jessonce. also the originator of such words as “wid”, “widda”, “wiccyman” & “widdagirl”. what jessonce lacks in common sense is made up for in extreme amounts of swag.
beyonce: “omg, who is that!”
person 1: “that’s jessonce! don’t tell me you’ve never heard of her!?!”
beyonce: “… of course i have. i’m so jealous of that b-tch!”
person 1; “aw widdagirl, bless you”
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