Jesus bracelet
a fashionable bracelet sported by many christians and non-christians across america. they are just soooo fashionable that even people who don’t believe in jesus wear them.
hey look she’s wearing a jesus bracelet.
i thought she was atheist.
yeah she is, but jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. duh.
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