jesus card


a card in a trading card game that can turn the tide of the game when topdecked.
examples:
pokemon-professor oak, good manners
yugioh- soul charge, raigeki
“i was totally about to win but then he pulled some f-cking jesus card, demolished my board, and attacked for game.”

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