Jesus Christ shit fuck
what goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion
jesus christ sh-t f-ck…. i wish sean’s dad would put the remote down… it will be two in the f-cking morning before americas got talent is over
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