Jesus Finger
when someone covers their finger in superglue, and then covers it in cocaine, and fingers someone. the fingeree instantly hits the g-spot.
midway through intercourse:
man: one second, babe!
random girl:okay…
man: shu-laah!
girl: -instant -rg-sm-
other guy: woah! jesus finger! where’s my camera?
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