Jesus in a lightbulb
the thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, “wwjd?”
when you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes…) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
dude: “hmmm… i probably shouldn’t have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil’ ol’ lady’s purse….”
(result: jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer’s head).
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