Jesus Milk


despite the fact that it is a slang word for s-m-n or j-zz. jesus milk is not used as a describing word or a noun. it is used as an exclamation to vent anger or frustration.

a lot like “oh sh-t”, or “oh d-mn”
guy playing foosball rebounds a shot from the goalie into the goal.

“ohhhh jesus milk!!” i almost got by with that one

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