jesus nuke
it’s like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. it also destroys cringeworthy things like furry sm-t, cancer fandoms, etc. also, when it explodes, jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.
girl 1: hey, have you heard of k-pop?
girl 2: omg y-sss i love k-pop!!!!!
guy: drop the jesus nuke!
*explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*
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