Jesus Whompper
kids with blue eyes and blonde hair, who’s parents may have the same trait, and come from the south and brag about how awesome jesus is, even though deep down their awful people.
that new kid from georia is such a jesus whompper. he said jesus loves everyone just before he laughed at the mentally challenged kids.
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