jetwash
occurs when someone walking infront of another person farts, leaving a vapor trail of gas lingering behind them only to be inhaled by all who cross its invisable path.
as i was walking up the stairs with nate not far behind, i decided to set off my -sshole afterburner and set him up to walk directly through my jetwash.
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when a guy urinates inside a ladies front bottom
i treated my old lady to some sp-ce docking for her birthday, the smell from her flue was so bad afterwards she insisted i jet washed her out before she would let me go seagulling with my mates
occurs when someone walking infront of another person farts, leaving a vapor trail of gas lingering behind them only to be inhaled by all who cross its invisable path.
as i was walking up the stairs with nate not far behind, i decided to set off my -sshole afterburner and set him up to walk directly through my jetwash.
fetish s-x terminology. this is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.
“man that ginny is one sick babe! she gave me a full jet wash last night! high pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then turtle waxed me with her moip!”
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